The Boozy Bauble
The Boozy Bauble
The Boozy Bauble
Sleigh The Season
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The Boozy Bauble

Pre-sale open now. Ships early November ~ Choose a cocktail to go in your ornament.
$17.00 $12 / cocktail
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A Christmas ornament with something worth unwrapping inside

THE BOOZY BAUBLE

The Victorians, bless them, hung all manner of edible things from the Christmas tree: sugared plums, gilded walnuts, the occasional heroic orange. We've always felt they stopped just short of genius. Somewhere between the marzipan and the candle wax, nobody thought to hang a proper drink.

We've corrected the oversight.

Meet the Curatif Boozy Bauble, a handsome little drum dressed in royal blue and scarlet, standing guard over a single can of cocktail with the stiff-backed dignity of his kind. You'll notice he has given up cracking nuts in favour of holding a martini glass. We take this as a sign of excellent judgement, and of a soldier who has finally found his true calling.

On the tree. Hang him by his ribbon loop among the baubles and tinsel. He's the only ornament on the branch that gets better once you take it down.

For the Kris Kringle. He neatly solves the season's oldest riddle: what to give the colleague you know only by their coffee order. Everyone, it turns out, likes a cocktail and a nutcracker.

In the stocking. He slips snugly into the toe, where he has every intention of outranking the traditional mandarin.

At Christmas lunch. Set one at each place and let him stand sentry beside the name cards. Come the hour when the pudding arrives and the cricket comes on, your guests will find their reward waiting.

A small, festive bit of theatre that makes the season a little more magical, one drop at a time.

The details: Each ornament holds one single Curatif can of your choice. Ribbon loop for hanging. A keepsake worth bringing back out every December, long after the cocktail has done its good work.

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Get Into The Christmas Spirit

Every good host knows the secret of a memorable Christmas: arrive bearing something worth drinking. Our nutcracker has taken this lesson to heart. He turns up dressed for the occasion, stands to attention among the presents, and asks for nothing in return but a little space on the tree.

Choose the cocktail you'd like tucked inside, from a bright, creamy Amaretto Sour to an indulgent Espresso Martini, and he'll guard it faithfully until the moment of unwrapping. It's the rare present that's both thoughtful and immediately useful, which is more than can be said for most novelty socks.

Deck the Boughs with Something Better

Hang a whole regiment of these incredible ornaments from the branches, each holding a different drink, and let your guests choose their own on Christmas Day. Or keep one aside for yourself, for the evening when the wrapping paper has been cleared, the leftovers are in the fridge, and a well-made Negroni feels thoroughly deserved.

  • Collaboration with the world’s best spirits
  • Created in Australia
  • 100% Natural Ingredients from around the world
Fast & free shipping

Fast & free shipping

We ship all of our packages conveniently using AusPost Standard Shipping, and when you spend over $99 your cocktails will be sent totally free of charge.

Convenience

Convenience

Impeccably crafted cocktails, ready to serve, sip, and savour.

Quality

Quality

We partner exclusively with the world's best spirits, liqueurs, and bars to create world class cocktails. In cans.

Sustainability

Sustainability

All of our packaging is recyclable, and mostly made from recycled products. Aluminium cans are infinitely recyclable.