{"product_id":"theboozybauble","title":"The Boozy Bauble","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BOOZY BAUBLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Victorians, bless them, hung all manner of edible things from the Christmas tree: sugared plums, gilded walnuts, the occasional heroic orange. We've always felt they stopped just short of genius. Somewhere between the marzipan and the candle wax, nobody thought to hang a proper drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe've corrected the oversight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMeet the Curatif Boozy Bauble, a handsome little drum dressed in royal blue and scarlet, standing guard over a single can of cocktail with the stiff-backed dignity of his kind. You'll notice he has given up cracking nuts in favour of holding a martini glass. We take this as a sign of excellent judgement, and of a soldier who has finally found his true calling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn the tree.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hang him by his ribbon loop among the baubles and tinsel. He's the only ornament on the branch that gets better once you take it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the Kris Kringle.\u003c\/strong\u003e He neatly solves the season's oldest riddle: what to give the colleague you know only by their coffee order. Everyone, it turns out, likes a cocktail and a nutcracker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the stocking.\u003c\/strong\u003e He slips snugly into the toe, where he has every intention of outranking the traditional mandarin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt Christmas lunch.\u003c\/strong\u003e Set one at each place and let him stand sentry beside the name cards. Come the hour when the pudding arrives and the cricket comes on, your guests will find their reward waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA small, festive bit of theatre that makes the season a little more magical, one drop at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each ornament holds one single Curatif can of your choice. Ribbon loop for hanging. A keepsake worth bringing back out every December, long after the cocktail has done its good work.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Curatif","offers":[{"title":"Tommy's Margarita","offer_id":67651787030715,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Negroni","offer_id":67651787063483,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso Martini","offer_id":67651787096251,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Amaretto Sour","offer_id":67651787129019,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Piña Colada","offer_id":67651787161787,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rum Old Fashioned","offer_id":67651787194555,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spicy Margarita","offer_id":67651787227323,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Limoncello Sour","offer_id":67651787260091,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hickson House Pearl Martini","offer_id":67651787292859,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midday Margarita","offer_id":67651787325627,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pornstar Martini","offer_id":67651787358395,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bramble","offer_id":67651787391163,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach Iced Tea","offer_id":67651787423931,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0056\/7587\/6442\/files\/BoozyBauble_Ecomm.png?v=1792458395","url":"https:\/\/curatif.com\/en-nz\/products\/theboozybauble","provider":"Curatif","version":"1.0","type":"link"}